50 lines
1.7 KiB
HTML
50 lines
1.7 KiB
HTML
<HTML>
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<HEAD>
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<TITLE>Eliza Web</TITLE>
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<meta name="vs_showGrid" content="True">
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</HEAD>
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<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff">
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<P ALIGN="center"></P>
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<P ALIGN="center">
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<TABLE id="Table1" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="300" border="1">
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<TR>
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<TD>
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<P align="center"><IMG height="34" src="logo.jpg" width="92" align="bottom" border="0"></P>
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<P align="center"></P>
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<P align="center">I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and
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just as effective!
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</P>
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<P align="center"><IMG height="92" src="Eliza.jpg" width="92" align="bottom" border="0">
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</P>
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<P align="center">I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe
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a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can
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choose from to fit your needs.</P>
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<P align="center">Please choose one of my<BR>
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personalities to proceed:</P>
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<UL>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Eliza">Eliza
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the Therapist</A></DIV>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Cranky)</DIV>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Drunk)</DIV>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Microsoft+Technical+Support">Microsoft Technical
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Support</A></DIV>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?personality=Bill+Clinton">On the stand with Bill
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Clinton</A></DIV>
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<LI>
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<DIV align="left">Press conference with Janet Reno</DIV>
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</LI>
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</UL>
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</TD>
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</TR>
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</TABLE>
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<BR>
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<BR>
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</P>
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</BODY>
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</HTML>
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