<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Eliza Web</TITLE> <meta name="vs_showGrid" content="True"> </HEAD> <BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"> <P ALIGN="center"></P> <P ALIGN="center"> <TABLE id="Table1" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="300" border="1"> <TR> <TD> <P align="center"><IMG height="34" src="logo.jpg" width="92" align="bottom" border="0"></P> <P align="center"></P> <P align="center">I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and just as effective! </P> <P align="center"><IMG height="92" src="Eliza.jpg" width="92" align="bottom" border="0"> </P> <P align="center">I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can choose from to fit your needs.</P> <P align="center">Please choose one of my<BR> personalities to proceed:</P> <UL> <LI> <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Eliza">Eliza the Therapist</A></DIV> <LI> <DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Cranky)</DIV> <LI> <DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Drunk)</DIV> <LI> <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Microsoft+Technical+Support">Microsoft Technical Support</A></DIV> <LI> <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?personality=Bill+Clinton">On the stand with Bill Clinton</A></DIV> <LI> <DIV align="left">Press conference with Janet Reno</DIV> </LI> </UL> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> <BR> <BR> </P> </BODY> </HTML>